miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry
if you just talked to each other but no
(via naturalyfindingme)
“the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?”
“dont patronize me Greg”
(via naturalyfindingme)
(via untexting)
Me, with my indie folk gf
Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me
Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?
(via untexting)
wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??
(via melancholicmarionette)
Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.
When has a child of the first family ever???????
Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer?
Sasha: But we the first family…
Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?seriously go sasha
(via joshpeck)
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
(via shesayscheese)
(via asian)
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